A hand holding up a limp, bent crinkle-cut fry over a bitten burger and a crumpled foil wrapper

Braum's Fries Suck

Braum's fries suck and for the love of all humanity they should serve better ones.

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The point

We Deserve Better Than This

We all know it's true, and enough is enough. We shouldn't have to stop at McDonald's on the way home from Braum's to have something called fries with our meal that's not an abomination.

Does Braum's really not care? Do they think someone likes the fries? Do they care so little for their fellow man and woman?

If you've held one of these fries in your hand and felt let down, add your name.

Here's the plan. We'll collect every name and post updates on the petition as it grows. At 1 million signatures, we'll present them to Braum's leadership, the White House of the United States, and the UN committee for the humane treatment of customer taste buds.

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